Vendetta Retreat

“Where else can one turn for a creative and non-violent alternative to revenge? Vendetta Retreat makes explicit the benefits of creative sublimation within a collaborative environment. There are eight highly interactive phases so far, each of which requires collaboration to varying degrees. 

You are here because something has happened to you which you feel you don’t deserve, and you’re right! Explore the possibilities of revenge! Develop the creativity, intensity, depth, and symbolic meaning of your next vendetta, and do it with or to someone you love! Vendetta Retreat offers accommodations for singles and groups. Make reservations today, for a brighter tomorrow! 

A fulfilling future starts with us! No more failed attempts at revenge, get it right the first time! And don’t throw your life out of balance getting even, we assist you in creating vendetta production schedule that works for you! (It is suggested that guests provide their own calendars, planners, or PDAs for maximum efficiency.)”